howdy everyone. i heard you all like stories, and since i'm new to the forums i thought i'd share one. this is the story of my all-time favorite kilt comment. i was walking down the hall in my high school when i was stopped by the stare of one of the gangsta thug folk (You know, the carbon copies of every MTV rap star. God bless 'em, we've got plenty!). He looked me up and down, makes eye contact and says, in all seriousness, "Man, are you stupid? Did you know you're wearing a skirt?". I politely replied, "Well sir, it's a kilt. If that's what youre referring to then yes, I do," and continued on my way. looking back, i really wish i had looked down, horrified and said "holy sh*t!", then ran away. ahh well, you always come up with the best responses after the fact!