I forgot to tell you one of the funniest (albiet embarrassing and somewhat crude) things to happen to me in Scotland a few weeks ago.

We were sitting around with my friends whole family and everyone was laughing and having a good time (the men folk were haveing a Scotch tasting...).

I was telling everyone about how hot is was here in Charletson when I got married (4 years ago on Thursday!). I was in my Trad 8 Yard Hannay Tartan Kilt. There were air vents on the floor of the church. So the natural thing to do was stand over these blessings from below.

Everyone was laughing. My mom then (bless her heart) proceeded to say in a loud voice, "He really had a nice poof up his kilt!"

Have you ever heard a record sctch noise when someone says something shocking? You know, and the whole room goes silent.

My friends sister yells at the top of her lungs, "HE HAD A WHAT!!!!"

Well for my American friends, the term "poof" is a not so nice term meaning "homosexual" in the UK.

I already knew this but my mom didnt. Needless to say, they said I went 6 shades of red. Everyone then got a good laugh at my expense. My mom then tried to explain that she meant a "puff of air", but it was too late. We laughed about that the rest of the trip.