"I didn't know there was a Scottish Game this weekend."

I don't know about you but on my Saturday and Sunday 'run-arounds' I get tired of this. So, I am trying to come up with some good but clean responses. Her are a few I have.

1. You mean you didn't get the e-mail!
2. I didn't either, do you know where they are?
3. I didn't know that either, why are you asking me?
4. There aren't, I just have a special medical condition. (my favorite)
5. No habla engles!

Help me out here guy...


RLJ-