Quote Originally Posted by Murphy
Gentlemen please tell me, is this how it starts?... etc. etc. Is this normal? Should I see a doctor or something?
Hmmmmm?... The onset of these symptoms has been so rapid! This could be serious! I should explain... You see, these are stage 2 symptoms and normaly tend to start after the kilt arrives. Lets see... Do you also find yourself waking in the middle of the night thinking about it? Have you been "practice posing" in the bathroom? Are you logging onto kilt websites at work yet?

(How much have you told your wife??)

My prescription.... daily "Xmarks" therapy sessions to help you through this tough time.

blu