I order Bottle Green kilt hose from a shop in Ohio on November 26....distance to Chicago: 368 miles.

I order Burgundy kilt hose from a shop outside of Edinburgh on November 28....distance to Chicago: 3712 miles.

The hose from Scotland just got here....I'm still waiting for the hose from Ohio.

So the only logical conclusion that I can come to is that Burgundy kilt hose are much faster than Bottle Green kilt hose....right?

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AA