Now don't laugh........One of the things I find difficult ; being at the moment a part time wearer of the kilt is this,

I'm often at a loss to know what to do with my hands.." Get to the back Rufus. I heard you sniggering." That goes for you too Bubba.

You know that little reflex you have of putting your hands in your pocket when not thinking.Makes my wife laugh if she sees it.Does this reflex dissappear when going full time Did any of you full-timers experience this They say if you loose a leg you can still feel it. What about missing four pockets ?...Thats you aswell Graham get to the back and sit next to Hamish whoose just collapsed in fit's.

(I know ther are utility kilts with umpteen but they are non-tartan so not in the loop here.)

I think it's an area of kilting not explored before. Any help with this new found affliction I've got would be of help....Don't send money I've no pockets