Five Scots Surgeons.

[Jock Scot]

Five Scottish surgeons in a pub.

The first, an Edinburgh surgeon says:
"I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything is numbered."

The second, a surgeon from Stirling says:
"You should try electricians! Everything is colour coded."

The third surgeon, from Dingwall chips in:
" I prefer construction workers to work on, as they always understand when you have a few parts left over."

The forth surgeon, operating from Thurso adds.
"No no, librarians are the very best to work on at my table, as everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fifth surgeon, from the Glasgow Health Authority stunned his collegues when he observed:
"You are all wrong, politicians are without doubt the easiest to work on. There's no guts, no heart, no brain, no b*lls, no spine and the head and the a**se are interchangeable.