One thing the ensembles above do is make me feel really good about the crappy Scottish outfits I wear.

But, I do like the first two kilts and hose, and I love the warpaint, but one of the guys seems ashamed of it. He must be Italian. Maybe the ski poles are used to ward off the Italians.

And, I don't at all get the sporran-attached willie warmers. I mean just how many spares do you need?!