Well, I ordered not one, but two hand-sewn kilts from non-stock Dalgliesh weaves, a few weeks ago. And they should ship the first week of May. So what did I do first thing this morning? Why, I ordered a third hand-sewn kilt, of course. This time, in a tartan of my own design. It's expected in July.

But don't worry. I can stop any time I want. No, really. I can. :/