I have a secret that I must share, but keep this under your hat or tam or even balmoral if you must, but a friend of mine told me that he has just purchased a kilt from Scotland, but he did not want all the others that we hang out with to know until it arrives, so in low tones of near silence I started to ask questions, like what tartan, his response was Eggplant. -- The topic changed rather abruptly as someone walked up to see what we were talking about, the eggplant in the salad was really great

I will be helping him get accesorized soon. Can't wait to have another kilted gentleman around town.