Feeling REALLY Ridiculous about Pink Kilt Hose

[Stan]

So hey, you can never have enough colors of kilt hose, so I bought at pair of the pink ones Matt was just selling. But in the back of my mind I've been ruminating about which tartans they'll go with. Stare at the monitor...know its a monitor color....won't really know until they get here. Then I get the idea of holding something pink up beside my tartan kilts to check. Turns out the ONLY thing in my entire bachelor cave that is pink is a bottle of Pepto Bismol left over from some germ war.So here I am going from kilt to kilt holding up a bottle of Pepto Bismol beside them checking on the color coordination. If that won't get me a free ticket to the Funny Farm I don't know what will!Results of the survey was the pink kilt hose are gonna pretty much not go with any of the tartans I own - they'll sort of stand on their own - hopefully sort of neutral as in the pics Matt posted. BUT....they do seem to kinda, sorta, maybe go with Weathered Gordon, Scott Green Weathered, Royal Air Force, and Texas Bluebonnet. We'll see for sure when they arrive...So I'm still ruminating.....

I'll skip all the "other alternatives" and just say that not all decisions are salvageable...LOL...and finish with this...DONATE THEM..LOL...Some times I think that it's best just to take your lumps and walk away.....LOL....