The other day (in a moment of insanity) I accompanied
my wife to a shopping mall.
I wore my "dumb and dumber" T-shirt, my blue denim Utilikilt, white socks and black shoes.
Elva went to do here thing and I went to the book store.
As I was walking along minding my very own business, two young ladies passed me going in the other direction. I heard one of them say to the other
"that was a cool T-shirt". Now she was correct about the shirt but neither said one word about the fact I was wearing a kilt
I guess men in kilts are getting old hat and we need to move to a higher plain of compfortable clothing.
Any suggestions?

Robert "the kilted" Lamb