Being asked THE question

[daithi1815]

Having recently been wearing my kilt to work on 'Casual Friday'. On the whole I enjoy the experience, I get a lot of positive adn admiring comments from colleagues and passesrs by - I even got a wolf whistle from a van driver ! .
However I'm getting rather fed up of constantly being asked the question as to what I'm wearing under my kilt - or if I'm a true Scot. At first I was able to laugh it off and give the stock answers of
'How warm are your hands and I'll let you find out'
'That's for me to know and you to wander'

But now that I'm getting the same questions from the same people, it's starting to wear a bit thin even to the extent of I'm considering not being kilted at work anymore. I was even told last week, 'I hope you're wearing underwear under that thing' to which I snapped back '.. and what if I asked about what underwear you are wearing today ?' a response which was met by a very red face and a stony silence.

I cannot understand what the fascination is as to what underwear I may (or in my case) or may not be wearing under my kilt. I don't usually get asked about my underwear preference so why should my kilted days be any different ?

Any tips or advice on how to handle this ?