To kilt in modern north american society

[Madadh]

I took one of my lads to my daughters school for a show and tell on St. Patrick’s day. I arrived early and had to wait in the main hall for about 20 minutes. Everyone came up and asked about the dog, all the usual questions you get when walking an Irish Wolfhound. After about 20 minutes one of the teacher came up to me and apologized. She was sorry that everyone had fussed so much about the lad, that no one noticed that I was in full kilt and regalia.

So if you want to wear a kilt and not be noticed, walk an Irish Wolfhound.