outrageous Ebay kilt description

[OC Richard]

This is so wrong I sent a message to the seller asking if he might have accidentally switched photos with another item:

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Worn-once-ge.../262468219181?

Here's part of the description:

"This is a fantastic quality mens kilt, made to measure...
I weighed it for posting and it came in at just under 2kg which shows what top class quality the fabric is.
I know these kilts take more than 20 hours to hand sew and the work that goes into them shows."

The photos are of a typical Pakistani-made machine-sewn mass-produced acrylic? polyester? kilt with the ever-present distinctive misleading "authentic tartan designed in Scotland" (no mention of where made) label.

This part cracked me up

"The size is 4B although i'm not sure what that is..."

(the label says 48)