Alright then Bill where is it?The bonnet? Lost in the post? Wrong size/colour, so had to be returned? You have forgotten which river you have dunked it in? You forgot to put the stones in before dunking it and its been washed away? Has the dog taken to wearing it? Perhaps you have been saving it for some grand occasion?
Come on Bill, enquiring minds need to know! 
Last edited by Jock Scot; 16th December 19 at 08:48 AM.
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