I need to get a contract out on Robert. He has persuaded me to get a saffron leather kilt (as if I havent got enuff already). My credit card has entered meltdown mode. I forgot to tell him I need the sporran as well dammit.One has to have matching accessories natch. I cant remember the last time I wore trousers. It was certainly before xmas.
Now where will I get saffron socks?
Ps wot colour is saffron anyways?