I just did the PayPal thing with Rocky for a new philabeg in the Ramsay tartan. Five week I gotta wait. I gotta say I'm jazzed for Rocky that they're that busy, but...

Aaack.
start ancient Bill Cosby routine here...

I gotta basketball jones
I gotta basketball jones
I gotta basketball jones

Ooo-Oo-Oo

Kilts. Dangit, nobody WARNED me about this. Three is enough. Besides, I gotta quit spending money.

Rocky gotta be doin' something right to pull down that much business, eh?

Aye.

So...Hey, about 3 weeks ago I put in an order with Bear for a 4-yard PV kilt in the MacNaughton tartan. Five MONTHS I'm waiting for that one. Same goes for Bear. The man must be doing SOMETHING right, don't you think?

Hey Bear, I sent another customer your way. I sat next to a woman in a Project Management seminar yesterday and she said she liked my Stillwater kilt and that her husband had *ahem* "outgrown" his old one. Funny how that happens. Anyway, I gave her the Bear Kilts URL.

Oyyy. Jonesin'. DOUBLE Jonesin'. Izza 'nuff to drive a man to drink.