It's happened to all of us who have spent time kilted in pubs. I'm curious how some of you handle it.

Your just standing there minding your own business, when someone comes and...

...it's a woman, lifting the back of your kilt.
...it's a woman, lifting the front of your kilt.
...it's a man, lifting the back of your kilt.
...it's a man, lifting the front of your kilt.

When women lift the back of my kilt, I don't personally get too bent. I do make a mental note of who did it, though, because I don't particularly want to spend any time with them or give them any positive attention.

I do get pretty PO'd when someone tries to lift the front, or if a man tries to lift the back.

I was talking to a woman tonight, keeping the mystery alive when asked "the question", and much to my dismay a good friend of mine who couldn't handle his ale thought it would be funny to simply hoist my apron up over my chest and give her a full view. I was fuming mad. I think if this had been any of my Tier 2 friends or lower, it would surely have been a brawl. I'm still trying to sort out if I ever want to go drinking with this guy again because of this.