I was asked if I played the bagpipes! Woowoo! Now I feel even closer to ya'll... having been asked one of the two main questions... ;)

After I said no, it's just comfortable, the guy slipped into the "look how smart I am by telling you all I know about kilts!" routine. Something about scots wearing them as camoflauge and whatnot, "they werent just for looks they had function too!" - Although I'm not sure where the hell you're gonna hide in a red Wallace tartan... a lava field? I was only half listening I was trying to order my sandwich