At work kilted today (UK navy blue mocker).

Came out to our agency lobby to greet a client. Noticed an agency client, noted for delusions and bigotry, in deep discussion with our Chief Financial Officer.

The CFO came to me later chuckling. Seems this client is very homophobic and he had been deep into lodging a complaint against a gay male therapist at the agency who he claimed was coming on to him inappropriately.

The agency has two lesbian therapists, but no gay male therapists...so the CFO is trying to follow this guy and figure out who he's talking about.

Just then I walk into the lobby kilted. She said he just froze up, shut up, and walked out of the building....

I love it!

I'm used to double takes, but not stunning clients with serious mental illness....

Ron