Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Carbomb
I always thought that it was common knowledge that Renaissance Faires were in existance to provide men with an outdoor venue to get ripped on some interesting ales, get them well fed on whole turkey legs, and afford them the entertainment of leather-clad women!
Silly boys. They hold Ren Faires so I get to see men dressed as pirates and men dressed in kilts running around eating turkey legs and quaffing ale without the slightest idea how ravishable it makes them look.

Yarr....