Sorry everyone, I cannot live with kilts anymore!!!!

I must go back to trousers. Yes trousers, it is becoming a nightmare, people are seeing me kilted every day and night of the week, I cannot bear it any more PLEASE stop me from this insanity!!!!!

I am becoming the kilted man in the neighborhood, and it is vicious, they just see me for being me, not that once crazy guy in the kilt they once did, oh those were the days!!

If any of you actually believe this, I do have a deal for you.