If ONE MORE PERSON asks me if I play bagpipes, or makes piping motions with their forearms, I'm going to...to...to...to....

....to go BUY a set!

GAAAAAAAAAA. And then I'm going to set myself up outside their window and bloody well PRACTICE at 2:00 freaking AM!

***I am geting tired of this question, in case you can't tell.***.

OK. we return to your regularly scheduled programming.