David, I surely hope that's all she's laughing at.

If my wife is asleep when I come to bed and I'm wearing a Bear or USAK velcro kilt, I have to remove it outside the room so I don't wake her.

The Bear kilt is noisier because it has more velcro on it. I love the sound...rip it off and jump into bed, no messing with zips, buttons and narrow legs.

I hate trousers, hate them!