Quote Originally Posted by KiltedCodeWarrior
Glassman, how can I get registered as an absentee voter? Not that I qualify, but maybe we can do a modern version of stuffing the ballot box electronically with all of us on XMarks!

That reminds me of an incident this past election day. I was working the polls for one of the two major parties {party affiliation withheld to keep a political battle from starting a political debate}.

One of the big debates here in VA this past election was over immigration. A Hispanic female came to vote and she went to pick up pamphletes from both parties. She wound up asking me more questions about the candidates than the other party's volunteer. After she'd gone in to vote he turned to me and said, "Are you sure she's legal and can vote?" I guess he was trying to be funny. So I told him, "Oh, I'm positive that she's on the voter roles, we just finished forging her papers last night!"

He didn't make another smart comment after that.