While I was checking out of the dentist's office today, one of the dental assistants meekly came over and said, "Excuse me, sir, can I ask you a question about your kilt?"

"Sure," I replied, knowing full well she was going to ask me why I was wearing it today.

Sure enough, she asked, "Why are you wearing it today?"

I squinted as if thinking for a reason and said, "Well, it's Tuesday!"

"Tuesday? Is there some special significance?"

"Nope, it's just Tuesday," I said, and let it drop at that.

After staring at me for a moment, she said, "Oh, okay" and walked away, looking very confused.

I can't wait to go back for my cleaning next month.