...you might be a Scotsman/Xmarkser.

[millar]

If you check out the ladies wearing skirts and are trying to identify the tartan instead of enjoying the view, you might be an Xmarker

This is too funny.


I was out with my wife last night and there was a young lady in a plaid skirt at the bar and I was staring at her and my wife said "It s not a kilt" I have to confess I was looking at the skirt and not her.