Let me count the ways:

  1. It's incredibly comfortable
  2. It makes me look damn good
  3. I feel manly when wearing a kilt
  4. It's so damn comfortable
  5. It lets me really make my wardrobe colorful in an acceptable way
  6. I feel in touch with my heritage
  7. It's just sooooo comfortable
  8. My spouse says I look good in a kilt
  9. I've never been hit on by others as much as now that I'm kilted
  10. My bad leg actually hurts more when I have to point my foot and put on trousers
  11. Did I mention that kilts are really comfortable?
  12. It's a great conversation starter
  13. They just feel "dressier" than pants even when I'm in a casual mood, and I like that.
  14. Oh, and by the way, KILTS ARE TOO COMFORTABLE FOR WORDS!!!