So I'm at work, seated in my office chair...pretty typical chair with a five leg base with wheels, high back, arms, nothing fancy.

A coworker goes by my office door headed down the hall. I'm trying to catch her to give her $10 to sign up for the June cancer walkathon.

Well I leaned over too far in my chair and the chair tipped backwards leaving me seated in the astronaut-waiting-for-liftoff position. Coworkers gathered to giggle, point, and express concern for my health.

I was fine. Was wearing my tan Utilikilt original. It stayed in place at my knees. No exposure even of my WalMart tartan boxer shorts.

Was able to extract myself with no exposure.

No damage to my elderly body that I've detected yet.

So, kilts preserve your modesty if you happen to fall over backwards in your chair at the office.

Sorry, not pictures are available.

Ron