Quote Originally Posted by GlassMan
I'm sorry, I've been trying to resist this all day but my will power has left me... I know, this is a realy groaner...

I didn't know cedar tree's had balls?!?!?! I know that was a really bad one. Just be thankful I didn't repeat any one of the horrid "moth balls" jokes.

My friend, on the day that I first really screwed up and said the wrong thing to my wife I discovered that the sweet, 5'2" soft beauty that I married had a set of brass ones that weighed 10 pounds apiece. I never doubted that anything else might have a pair in reserve. I can live with cedar balls.

Chris.