With all due respect to our female members on this board, and given I live in a household of 3 teenage daughters and a wife and 2 female dogs. I do ride a motorcycle... I did get a chuckle out of this......

A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded
above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said,
"Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you
one wish."

The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over
anytime I want."
The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous
challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach
the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will
nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is
hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more
time and think of something that would honor and glorify me."

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish
that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what
she is thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what
she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly
happy."

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?