Talked to my sister this morning about a wedding we both plan on attending. I informed her that I intended on being kilted. She thought it was great and said she couldn't wait to see me. She then relays this info to my mother on the other end and puts her on the phone. My mom asked me what I was going to be wearing under the kilt. Long silence. I get the question from women all the time, but my own mom! I didn't tell her.