I like the look though on peoples faces when they walk in and first see a "skirt" and then they look up and see a guys face or back of his head, then they look down at the "skirt" again and once more back up, then quickly turn their head like they never noticed!

I probably should not say this, but will any way, just don't visualize it too hard. When I am at a urinal or at home standing by the toilet, and I lift up my Mocker or Survival at the front, and for me it seems to spread out to the sides as I first lift the left apron side and then the next layer, and it reminds me of that big lizard (comodo dragon I think) that puffs up its face sides to scare away its predators. I always think of that.

DALE.