I just found this quote whilst surfing, thought it was worth a chuckle (Sorry if you guys have seen it before)

Man 1:.... I dont dress quite like the other guys

Man 2: what are you wearing?

Man 1: A Kilt

Man 2: No man, that's a dress...

Man 1: It's a Kilt im telling you...

Man 2: Uhhhh it's pink, has flowers and shoulder straps

Man 1: It's a pretty Kilt