found this on another forum( pipers) that I go to

its meant to be tounge in cheek ....but the voice from Aberdeen sounds spot on like a friend of my that lives there....the orkney guy is almost completely unreadable ( sorry fire comm. slang comming out there)
its fun though

http://www.scottishquest.com/howscottish/game.html

btw according to this I'm 100% Scottish .....not that it was difficult to do


Scott