Most often, it's the wife telling the husband:

"Now, WHY DON"T YOU WEAR YOUR KILT!!!!"


and:

Nice Legs!!! Howlered across parking lots.
I'm never quite sure how to respond to this other than:
1-> THANKS
2-> A big grin
3-> if a nice looking female-> I like yours more.

MacWage

10 yrs kilted
4+ Great kilts/Belted Plaids
3rd "stitched" one in process
6 more planned

Hey, I'm a Scot, Why buy it when you can make it?