Best overheard comments while kilted

[filman]

I was at my nephews graduation a few weaks ago , I went out to have smoke befor the ceramoney started,, this fello walked by in a sweat suit and turned to his girl and snikered at me ,, be for I could say anything a nun and priest said that my kilt looked very nice and then the priest pulled up his vestment and showed me his kilt.. the nun had her clan fly over her shoulder ....the fellow that was snikiring shut up real fast.