I look at the fellow in the soccerball kilt and a news flash springs to mind...

Hamburg Germany

Mr. Dinsdale H. Gumby, retired certified public accountant was kicked to death in a stadium parking lot this afternoon. Mr. Gumby had just attended a World Cup Football match when a drunken group of Scottish football fans came apon him and started kicking him. At this time it is unclear if the motive was anger at the game results, anger at the strange soccerball kilt worn by Mr. Gumby, or if they were too drunk to tell that there was an elderly gentleman attached to the soccerball they were playing with. Several bottles of Single malt and a sheep were found at the crime scene. The six young Scots in question are currently assisting the Police with their inquiries.


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