What are your favorite and most interesting/odd/funny Scottish, Scotch, and kilt related stories or jokes. They do not have to relate to anything above.

Here is my favorite Scottish joke:

What is a Scot with a sheep?

A shepherd!

What is a Scot with 2 sheep?

An Entrepenaur!

What is a Scot with 3 sheep?

A PIMP!!! :rolleyes:


All I ask is that it has something to do with Scotland, Scots, or Kilts. That it falls under the forum rules (is "family friendly"). And that it is worth relating.