Here's another good one from my E-Mail.

A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to a meeting.
On their way through a park, they come across a magic lamp. They rub the lamp
and a genie appears. The genie says, "Normally, one is granted three wishes
but as you are three, I will allow one wish each".

So the eager Junior manager shouted, "I want the first wish. I want to be in the
Bahamas, on a fast boat and have no worries." Poofffff, and he was gone.

Now the Senior manager could not keep quiet and shouted "I want to be in Florida
with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails." Poofffff, and he was also gone.

The boss calmly said, "I want these two idiots back in the office after lunch at 1.30pm".

Moral of the story is:

"Always allow the boss to speak first"