Ahoy mateys!
I be wantin' to tell ya that it be Int'l Talk Like a Pirate Day. I figured I'd pass along this helpful video to help with yer pirate talk: click here
I be spendin' the day packing up me booty fer the big move to Maryland while me sharp-tongued wench be at work. Well, it be after 9 AM so I need to find me grog. Now get back to work ya lazy sea dogs! Yarrr...