I mean look at trousers. The cloth surrounds each leg like a skirt...just like a kilt surrounds our waist.

Trouser legs vary in length for purpose and fashion, just like skirts.

Maybe we kilted guys should start calling trousered guys "Two Skirts."

Maybe when someone teases or insults us calling our kilts a skirt we could point out that they are wearing two skirts, one on each leg.

Maybe we could just happily point out that our one skirt kilt is much more comfortable than their two skirt arrangement.

Maybe we can get drunk and tap some trousered guy on the shoulder and say, "Why are you wearing skirts around your legs?"

Ron