I'm applying for a job at the Claddagh Irish Pub, the swankest Pub west of Indianapolis. They take thier servers very seriously, with a full week's training on the entire menu, plus the stock of imported beer and liquor.

I've had two interviews with them and have to go back for a third. The only thing that truly worries me is the tattoo on my forearm, which I plan on keeping covered indefinitely.

I really need a good job, so cross your fingers for me, lads!