I've been in some places where those are the perfect qualifications for a waitress.
LOL!! That's very true!

Btw, somehow you remind me of Red Sonja from the "Conan the Barbarian" comic books:

http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/...a/entrance.html

::swoon::
That's not the first time I've heard that. But I don't think my chain mail bikini fits anymore.