Friday I had to go to my financial advisor's office to drop off a check and I was in the Nightwatch Camouflage Utilikilt Mocker (a special order for me) with a black t-shirt from the L.A. Rebellion Rugby team, and my Doc Marten. Mind you I also am 6'0, 230#, former rugby player, with a shaved head.

I got onto the elevator and one of the women asked if it was a Utilikilt because her son wants one for Christmas and before I could answer her, one of the "suits" came onto the elevator, took one look at me, gave me a snide look, and said, "That's not a tartan I recognize."

I turned to him and said, "Well it's the S***kicker's Tartan and our motto is 'Don't sing it, just bring it.'" He blushed considerably as I resumed my conversation with the woman about the wonders of the UK.

As for the suit, he got off one floor before myself and the woman (same company, different floor). The woman informed me that he was the office jerk and she enjoyed watching me put him in his place. Kinda put me in a good mood for the rest of the day.