So, I'm at the local Senior Center to take care of a few things. There's a crowd there eating lunch.

The husband of a therapist I work with comes up to say hi. He's a few years older than me, retired from high ranking military and corporate worlds, currently sits on our city council.

Suddenly he's getting everyone's attention with a line like "Hey everybody, watch this" as he bends down and reaches for the bottom of my kilt as if he intends to raise it.

As his hand neared my kilt I looked down at him pretending to be astounded and said loudly, "Elmer, I thought you were a MARRIED man!"

Cracked up the crowd and turned his face beet red.

Gottcha!

Fun fun fun

Ron