Kilt-addiction.... how bad is yours!

[Panache]

Addicted to Kilts

Your pants are on, but it’s not your tone
Their fashion is not your own.
Your heart sweats, your body shakes
Another kilt is what it takes

You can’t sleep, you can’t eat
There’s no doubt, you want pleats
These pants are too tight, you can’t breathe
Another kilt is all you need

Whoa, you like to think that you’re immune to the plaid, oh
Yeah

Its closer to the truth to say it's the way that you're built, you
know you’re Gonna have to face it,

You’re addicted to KILTS

You see the lights, but you can’t see
You’re going on a shopping spree
Your credit cards are maxed out in no time
Another kilt and you’ll be fine, a one track mind

You can’t be saved
More kilts than Hamish is all you crave
More kilts? You’ll take a few
You don’t mind if you do!

Whoa, you like to think that you’re immune to the plaid, oh
Yeah

Its closer to the truth to say it's the way that you're built, you
Know you’re

Gonna have to face it, you’re addicted to kilts

Might as well face it, you’re addicted to kilts
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to kilts
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to lkilts
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to kilts
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to kilts

With apologies to Robert Palmer