I was out kilted Friday night and when I went to the head there was a slightly inebriated guy using one of the urinals. He noticed me as a I walked in and asked, "Are you Scottish or Irish?"

"A little of both," I replied

"I'm sorry," he countered, "I guess that kinda makes you an alcoholic doesn't it?"

Unsure exactly how to respond I just laughed and said, "I try not to be..."

About this time he finished up and threw me a, "Nice kilt by the way," as he headed out the door.

Peoples...:rolleyes: