I'm not going to claim the old part (still 43) but I will claim the fat and ugly part. I still get the same looks and comments. One day last year I was walking down the street to a parade and this gaggle of college co-eds started stalking me trying to get their pictures taken with me discreetly. I had to stop and say it was OK as they crowded around for a pic. If I was just 20 years younger and not married for the last 15 years

And congrats on a wife that appreciates a man in a kilt.